This is Jim Joe Kelly, who was Tim and Eric's
spiritual advisor during the making of the film.

The movie that was created was called
"Diamond Jim." It was a huge failure.

The producers, Schlaaang, were angered by the movie and
demanded that they get their billion dollars back.

When all hope seemed to be lost for Tim and Eric, Mr. Weebs,
the owner of the Swallow Valley Mall, seemingly offers them
an opportunity to make a billion dollars by running his mall.

Along the way, Tim and Eric meet some interesting characters.
This is Taquito.

This is the negatively enthusiastic sword salesman.

This is Chef Goldblum.

This is Tim's newly acquired son Jeffrey, whom he took
                from the used toilet paper salesman.

In the end, the only people who are truly winners are Tim and Eric.
And may their legacy, Dobis P.R., live on forever!