I can only hope you're having fun.
That's the whole point. You should be having fun. I designed this so you would have fun. I also designed this so you would say "how'd he do that", "I can't believe he did that", and "do you know what he did" to all your friends.
Think of all the times we have shared. Think about how many of those times are arguments for the normal couple. Think how many there are for us. Big difference eh?
Think about what other guys have done for their girlfriends, then think about what I, Mr. Don Juan Himself, have done for you. You'll never be bored telling this story to others, knowing that it's worthwhile hearing.
That is, of course, if you finish the quest and find me...