One of those weeks. The front porch is falling off the house, threatening collapse and bodily harm to anyone daring enough to sit on it. The kids have baseball practice and baseball games and baseball practice and baseball games and....
Supper menu: Pizza a la Conicella.
1 telephone (rotary or touch-tone)
1 Handful of Paper Napkins
1 Handful of Couch Change
1 Five-Dollar Bill
Preheat phone with call to sympathetic friend. Then dial 521-6570. Say hi to Maria, Carmen, Chris, or whoever answers the phone. Order a medium cheese pizza with tomato slices. Wait 15 minutes. Pick up pizza, eat, relax, stay off the porch.