Genetics Jokes and Cartoons

Announcing the new mascot for SimWalk2:

Markov Man!

"Look, it's a bird -- no, it's a plane -- no, I forgot who it was!"

Joined by:

Hidden Markov Man!

'the true Forgetful Man'
'He knows what strange realizations lurk in the darkness of a Markov chain'
Source unknown:

The answer to cardiovascular genetics:

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It is speaking English that kills you.

Q: How do you tell the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes!
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Biomathematics Final Exam Question:
Model the brain.

Frank and Ernest cartoons:
Brilliance runs in your family...
Drowning DNA
Madonna's DNA
Your family gene pool #1...
Your family gene pool #2...
Inter-species crosses...
The gene for color blindness...
DNA has so much to remember...
A future drug store...
A research lab...
God and DNA...
Reprogramming...

At the INSERM Atelier de formation No.136 in La Roche-Posay, I asked my French colleagues for a genetics joke, and this is what they came up with:

Là, où il y a des génes, il n'y a pas de plaisir!

Anyone else know any jokes about genetics in French?

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