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Meet the Gang

• Dee
  Get to Know Sweet Dee
  1. Full name is Deandra
  2. Had severe scoliosis in high school (The Aluminum Monster)
• Charlie
  Get to Know Charlie
  1. He likes to eat cat food before bed
  2. Is the original Green Man
• Dennis
  Get to Know Dennis
  1. Creator of the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
  2. Is the more attractive twin out of him and Dee
• Mac
  Get to Know Mac
  1. Gained 50 pounds on his way to becoming a "muscle-bound freak"
  2. Is the creator of Project Badass tapes
• Frank
  Get to Know Frank
  1. Is the legal owner of Paddy's Pub
  2. Made his fortune from his former real estate company, but now he focuses on antics witht the rest of the gang

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