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"Gandalf! If you had heard only a quarter of what I have heard about him, (and I have only heard very little of all there is to hear) you would be prepared for any sort of remarkable tale. Tales and adventures sprouted up all over the place wherever he went, in the most extraordinary fashion."
-JRR Tolkien

Hi, my name is Gandalf the gray, but you can call me Gandalf. This page is dedicated completely to me and stuff that I like. It took a while to get my adoptive parents to help me do this, but I am sure it will be worth it.

I was born on August 14th 1994 in an evil little town known as New Castle Pennsylvania. I had two brothers and a mom named Cupcake. I was adopted by Cheryl and Phil when I was still pretty small. My new mom, Cheryl, named me Gandalf because she reads too many Fantasy Novels. Now we all live in an apartment in Pittsburgh. It is bigger than our last apartment, but it is still kinda small. Scince it is bigger, my mom decided I need a playmate cause her and dad are always at work. They picked up some refugee cat from some research place. They claim he was never experimented on, but you would never know that from the way he acts. His name is gulliver and mom helped him make a web page here.

Life as a cat is pretty good. I get to lay around all day, my mom and dad feed me and play with me when I want to play and they even give me drugs occsionally. Sure beats being a human doesn't it? But my life is not all fun and games. I have a full time job as a secret agent. I sneak all around the apartment fighting the forces of evil. I would tell you more about the purpose of my mission but it is classified and I would have to kill you afterward.

Professional Interests

The CIA and The FBIThey only wish I would work for them, HA!
A Bullet in the Web "I got more action than my man John Woo!"
Bond, James Bond I got better toys than him
Academy of Ninja Arts
The Temple of Jackie Chan
The Virtual World of Spies You can be a virtual spy, I am a real one
The Intergalactic Spy Shop TOYS!!!!... ummm... I mean equipment

These Sites above help me in my ongoing
work to save the world from evil.