Welcome to the Webpage of Devin Cortes

I am a young, Freshmen Engineer who loves lifting, music, and Budny

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Hobbies and Interests

Things I Like to do

  1. I like to lift
  2. I like to listen to music
  3. Hangout with friends
  4. play soccer
  5. have sex
  6. listen to budny speak

Why I Love College

Freedom

I love this aspect of college because we are finally treated as adults. We are able to make our own decisions and face our own consequences. Our parents are no longer watching our every move and have no real say over what we do or how we live.

Social Life

The college social life is unique to anything else I have experienced. The most unique thing right now is that we as students become surrounded by brand new people that all have different backgrounds. The diveristy at this school is off the charts and we are able to benfit from that and learn new things about ourselves.

Classes

I m referring to the way in which college classes are structured. In highschool, sat in the same classes for a fat 7 hour block, 5 days a week. In college, however, we get to pick how our schedule looks, what classes we take and when we take them.

Dr. Budny

Dr. Budny is not at all what i expected. During the first Big Seminar he seemed like a complete hardass. I later found out during Engr 0011 that he is still a complete hardass but also funny as hell. Engr0011 with Budny as my professor is definitely the most unique classroom experience I have ever head.

Food

Now, i do not mean the college food. The food at market central is fine, not terrible, but it is definitely not good food. However, all the different food in the city of Pittsburgh is fantastic. I have been exposed to all kinds of different food I never would have experienced, such as Primantis, Pamela's, and even Qdoba.

Tommy Laria

Tommy is one of my friends who lives on Floor 6 of Forbes Hall. This is the best floor of the building and Tommy is one of my closest brothers. He is the most reliable and i trust this man with a lot. He is a total bro and is always down for anything. His real name is Thomas and im running out of things to say so I'm just going to end it.

Jobs I would like to do When i Grow up

  • Bioengineer
  • Computer Engineer
  • McDonald's Cashier
  • Garbage man
  • Dr. Budny
  • The Kool-Aide Man Mascot

Things I Learned About College

  • I thought college would be fun, it is
  • I thought college would be easy, its not
  • I found out Budny is a goon